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CHUCKLES: Blonde Men, It Had To Come Sooner or Later!

TAKE A FEW MOMENTS AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH via GIPHY A blonde man is in the bathroom, and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, “Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine.” A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart." "Is... Read more →

Eminem, Snoop’s Superbowl Performance Was Derivative & Cliche, Reactions Are Even More Cringeworthy

By Marc Ang | CNBNews Contributor Hating on America has become tired, derivative and cliche and it’s now infected our SuperBowl entertainment. Nothing screams #FirstWorldProblems more than the mess that image courtesy of The Daily Mail transpired at Superbowl’s halftime show this past weekend. While it certainly got its share of accolades and evoked nostalgia for the 35-44 demographic, it also goes to show how much America has fundamentally changed, not for the better. I get it. These overpaid music stars from the late 90s and 2000s have still not transcended their teenage rebellion stage but when they’re middle-aged and... Read more →

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, submitted by Chalie The Clip

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. graphic The Thinker My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, I said, "Nothing." She then said, "That's what you did yesterday!" I replied, "I WASN'T DONE , SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men... Read more →

Matt Fraser, America’s Top Psychic Medium

PHILADELPHIA PA – Live! Casino & Hotel Philadelphia announced Matt Fraser, America’s Top Psychic Medium and star of the hit television series on E! Entertainment has been added to the show lineup at the new Live! Event Center. Fraser known for his astonishing accuracy, celebrity readings, and vibrant personality will take the stage Saturday, March 5, 2022 at 8:00 p.m., EST where he will take guests on a spiritual journey with live audience readings. Tickets are now available for purchase online for this amazing show. Tickets are $55 and $65 and can be purchased at Philadelphia.LiveCasinoHotel.com or at Meet Matt... Read more →

*Parking Restrictions for Marc Ryan 5K Run/Walk Nov. 6th

GLOUCESTER CITY, NJ (October 23, 2021)--The Gloucester City Police Department released the following statement pertaining to the upcoming Cpl. Marc Ryan 5K Run/Walk to be held on Saturday, November 6, 2021. The following parking restrictions will be enforced between 5:30 am and 11:00 am to facilitate the 9th. Annual Cpl. Marc Ryan 5K Run/Walk: Hudson St. between Sussex and King St. – both sides N. Burlington St. between Middlesex and Bergen Sts – both sides (until 1:00 pm) King St. between Jersey Ave. and Hudson St. - east side only Jersey Ave. between King and Charles Sts. - northside only... Read more →

CNB Comics: Jerome by Dave Wolfe

Related: ARTIST Dave Wolfe Vol. 8 No. 15 (October 17, 2021) Editor's Note: Each Sunday morning we post a weekly comic strip provided by cartoonist Dave Wolfe. (click image to enlarge) See More from Dave Wolfe Read more →

Philadelphia Resident Arrested on Federal Charges During January 6 Capitol Riot

Defendant Allegedly Threw Objects at Police A Pennsylvania man was arrested yesterday for crimes related to the breach of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, which disrupted a joint session of the U.S. Congress that was in the process of ascertaining and counting the electoral votes related to the presidential election. Michael James Dickinson, 30, of Philadelphia, is charged with federal offenses that include assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers; civil disorder; and engaging in physical violence on restricted grounds. Dickinson made his initial appearance in the Eastern District of Pennsylvania on yesterday afternoon. According to court documents, Dickinson was... Read more →