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Willingboro Man Arrested for Possessing and Distributing Child Pornography

WILLINGBORO, NJ (Gloucestercitynews.net)(July 12, 2019)--Burlington County Prosecutor Scott Coffina and Willingboro Township Public Safety Director Kinamo Lomon announced that a 38-year-old township man has been charged with possessing and distributing child pornography. Ernest Strother, of the first block of Granby Lane, was charged with four counts of Endangering the Welfare... Read more →


Home Country: Duckworth Goes to the Dog Show

Slim Randles | CNBNewsnet (Gloucestercitynews.net)(July 10, 2019)-- “I took Duckworth to the dog show up in the city last weekend,” Dud said. Slim Randles (CNBNews file photo) The other members of the Mule Barn truck stop’s world dilemma think tank and philosophy counter just looked at him. Doc put it... Read more →


Just Sayin': Think of All the Things We Could Discuss

Dawn Watson/CNBNews Contributor (GLOUCESTER CITY, NJ)-- I talk to animals. Also insects. No, they don’t talk back but I enjoy imagining I have a gift for non-human interaction. Just yesterday I began a conversation with a spider that was spinning a web. I told her how beautiful her home was,... Read more →


Home Country: Independence Day

Slim Randles | CNBNewsnet The annual Fourth of July picnic was a celebration of time and freedom. We’d all watched the parade, earlier, because that’s what you do on the Fourth, and we believe in it. Our parade features Scout troops in uniform, the high school band, floats with pretty... Read more →


HOME COUNTRY: The Hot Season Is Here

Slim Randles | CNBNewsnet It’s the heat that defines us this month. It greets us at daybreak with its promise, but in an hour or so, it bears down on our shoulders and makes us image courtesy of clipart dream of shade and something cold to drink. The best thing... Read more →


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Life is not a fairy tale, if you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

If women are upset at Trump’s naughty words, who in the hell bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Gray? Jim Comey answered, “I don’t know,” “I don’t recall,” and “I don’t remember” 236 times while under oath. But he remembered enough to write a book. President Trump should... Read more →


JEROME BY DAVE WOLFE

Related: ARTIST Dave Wolfe Vol. 5 No. 50(June 2, 2019) Editor's Note: Each Sunday morning we post a weekly comic strip provided by cartoonist Dave Wolfe, age 18. Dave has been drawing since he was 5 years old, he knew he wanted to be a cartoonist at the age of... Read more →


NJ SIERRA CLUB: Incinerators Are Found in Low Income/Minority Communities

Related: What Happened to Gloucester City's Vista? Camden City Incinerator (gloucestercitynews.net graphic files) According to new study by The New School in New York City, 80% of incinerators in the U.S are located in environmental justice communities. New Jersey has 4 incinerators, one in Camden, Rahway, Westville, Rahway and a... Read more →


Navy Intercepts Boatload of People Trying to Leave U.S.

South Padre Island, Texas--This placed the Navy in an awkward position as the boat was not heading to the USA, but towards Mexico and Central America. Another surprising finding was the people were white American retirement age, senior citizens. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Central... Read more →


JEROME BY DAVE WOLFE

Related: ARTIST Dave Wolfe Vol. 5 No. 47(May 12, 2019) Editor's Note: Each Sunday morning we post a weekly comic strip provided by cartoonist Dave Wolfe, age 18. Dave has been drawing since he was 5 years old, he knew he wanted to be a cartoonist at the age of... Read more →


Pennsauken Shooting, Public's Assistance Needed

PENNSAUKEN, NJ (May 3, 2019)The Camden County Prosecutor’s Office and Pennsauken Police Department are seeking the public’s assistance in identifying an individual who was the victim of a shooting that occurred on May 3, 2019, at approximately 5:18 a.m. at the corner of Pleasant Avenue and 49thStreet in Pennsauken. Officers... Read more →


Camden Comic Con Teams Up with Rutgers Day

for Super-Powered Family Fun CAMDEN CITY NJ – Camden Comic Con returns to Rutgers University–Camden during 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Saturday, April 27. For the first time in its five-year history, this family-friendly convention will coincide with Rutgers Day, an annual springtime event for New Jersey residents to explore... Read more →