~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's called "pre-sleep".
~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch.
~You tend to use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?"... ???
~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.
~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear.
~~~But Old is good in some things: old songs, old movies, and best of all, old FRIENDS!!
It's Not What You Gather, But What You scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived !
I live in my own little world. But it's ok-They know me there!
submitted by Howard Butch Shaffer