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CNB August 2008 Archives: The Chuckle for the Day by Father Dunphy

Screen Shot 2017-01-08 at 19.15.24Every Sunday God would look down from heaven and see some men riding
around on this green patch of grass chasing a little white ball.

This one Sunday he says to Saint Peter, “Come on Peter let’s see what this is all about”.

They pick up a bag a clubs and some golf balls at the club house and proceed out onto the greens.

At Hole 7, there is a large pond, 275 yards to the pin. Jesus chooses a 7 Iron and proceeds to tee up when Peter says, “God you are going to need a bigger club than that to reach the green”.

Jesus: “I been watching this guy Tiger Woods and this is what he uses on this Hole”.

He tees off and plop the ball goes into the water.

Jesus throws the club down on the ground and walks out across the lake to retrieve his ball.

Another golfer coming along the fairways sees this and says to Peter, “Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?”

Peter: “No that isn’t the problem he imagines that he is Tiger Woods.

Story by Father Dunphy, Sacred Heart Parish, Mt. Ephraim

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