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Thought for the Day: The Computer Swallowed Grandpa




The computer swallowed grandpa 25thethinker.

Yes, honestly it's true!
He pressed 'control and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.


It devoured him completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
He must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.


I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.


In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'


So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandpa you should see,
Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' him
And send him back to me.

This is a tribute to all the Grandmas and Grandpas who have been 
fearless and learned to use the Computer.........
They are the greatest!!!

We do not stop playing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop playing ..
NEVER Be The First To Get Old!


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