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Obituary: OEHLERT Olive F. “Duke”, age 74, of Gloucester City NJ
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- What A Great Country

So if you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is !cid_13_1930516700@web46415_mail_sp1_yahoono nursing home available for you,
what do you do? 

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and

four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four
Congressmen in the foot.  

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head,
central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!  

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses?
That's great. 

Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?
They're all covered. 

And, as an added bonus, your kids can come
and visit you as often as they do now. 

And who will be paying for all of this?

It's the same government that just told you that
they cannot afford for you to go into a nursing home. 

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't
have to pay any income taxes anymore. 

Is this a great country or what?

submitted by CG

 
 
 
 

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