The Bob Barth/Dan McCarthy Wiffleball Odds | cnbnews.net
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
BY CNBNEWS SPORTS
The Bob Barth/Dan McCarthy Wiffleball reunion, formerly known as the Brooklawn Wiffleball reunion will be held on September 1st with a rain date for the 2nd on the fields behind the Alice Costello School. The only change for this year is the PITCHING AGE HAS BEEN REDUCED TO 25. MUST HAVE DRIVERS LICENSE FOR VERIFICATION. NO EXCUSES.
Tummy Tee- (7-5) Collins, Collins, MacAdams: Jerry is a champ, but now he is past his prime (old vet).
Gaetano’s (6-5) Fahy, Fahy, Resbtock: Rumor has it, Fahy is thinking about quitting rather than face disappointment another year.
Jeep MacAdams (9-5) MacAdams, Ainsley: Ainsley promises to finally deliver…I think I have a better chance at winning the lottery!
Erin’s Secret Garden (8-5) Unitis, Thomas, Coxe: What can you say? Sean simply out of shape.
S.J Bball Officials (8-5) Calz, Spingler, Eliason, Ryan: Heard rumor in the gym they have a ringer for this year. Obviously didn’t come from Spingler.
Wade-Wood (8-5) Deptford Guys: Starting to get discouraged by the competition.
Shoprite (8-5) Baker, Herman: Could be the upset story…that is if Herman isn’t thrown out for his antics on the mound.
Barth Accounting (7-5) Darrow, Ryan, Kinsey: Sounds like GHS baseball…a ton of runs but not by them.
TD Bank- (9-5) Driscoll, Gartland: If we could go back in time 15 years, they may have a chance.
Bills Vending- (3-1) Meager, Lenhart: Hopefully Meager can hit better than he can golf!
Lipkin’s Drugs (3-1) Lindsay, Barklow: Just like Brooklawn Basketball…all the talent in the world but no coach.
McCann Healey (4-1) Parry, McCarthy: Looked great last year, for about half an inning.
Massengales (3-1) Massengale: NO comment.
John’s Tickets (4-1) Walters, Mendek, Rucci: If only Paulie could back up all that talk on the microphone from last year. I know Fahy wants a shot.
MacAdams Insurance (4-1) MacAdams, Miller: Phil has already apologized to team for being a poor general manager and not making the changes when he had the chance (sounds like the Twins!).
Brooklawn Basketball (5-1) Cooper, Murphy, Thomson: Coop finished the house, survived the second child going to college and it’s all great but he’s 50 now and like his hair he will also lose the tourney.
Carpenter’s Local (5-1) Lina, Turbo: High hopes coming into the year, but now Lina is married and that has never been an ingredient to get it done on the field.
Get R Dunn (5-1) Dunn, Chiodi, Woodhouse: Name change…“Can’t EVER Get R DUNN.”
Tim Higgins Esq (5-1) Norton Gang: Eat up boys it’s free!
Cleary’s Notebook (6-1) Tussey, Blackburn: Get off the computer and onto the field.
John Zarych Esq (7-1) McKibban, Castagna: Castagna will be drinking by the second inning but good news boys Zeke can pitch this year! Ok, it depends how you look at it.
Bowman & Company (7-1) Dominic: Rumor has it he slicks his hair to get more velocity on that fastball!
C.W. Clarke (8-1) Connors: Let the dog play, he’s more intimidating!
Ben’s Barber (8-1) Cook, Gregory: Unless Jacqueline plays, they will need a new cleanup hitter.
Labbree Realty (9-1) Eller Family: Looked a little old last year. Hopefully he’s been training in the offseason.
Sportz Central (9-1) Mondile, McKinstry: The result is never good, but at least they look good doing it.
KFC (10-1) Bennett: Take advice from your team name and go early it’s right across the street!
Etherington’s (10-1) James’ Gang: Liam too focused on the new job to produce on the field.
KEI Engineers (10-1) Mader, Shers, Radecki, Melchiore: NO shot!
Westbrook Lanes (10-1) Ostrum, Decker: Mike, the Brooklawn Bully, is back but the town has finally come together and said, “Enough is enough no more picking on those smaller than you.”
Gloucester City News (10-1) Countryman, MacAdams, McCray: Yoohoo, donuts, pistachios, tasty cakes, root beer floats…just too many distractions for Tom!
Bellmawr Storage (11-1) Flood, Dolson, Maz, Green: They will be at McMichaels by 11 A.M.
Metro Diner (11-1) Schultz: Don’t even show up.
Compass Wire (11-1) Abate, McKinney, Gillen: Hey, at least they’re good sports!
Bill Dilks (12-1) Josh Copsky, Bud Blackiston: Copsky all about the World Series.
Not NECESSARILY the opinions of the public…Good luck to all and have fun!