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submitted by Howard Butch Shaffer
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TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER
BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.
~Going Out is good. Coming Home is better!
~You Forget names .... but it's OK because other people forgot they Even knew you !!!
~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... especially golf.
~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.
~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's called "pre-sleep".
~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch.
~You tend to use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?"... ???
~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.
~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear.
~~~But Old is good in some things: old songs, old movies, and best of all, old FRIENDS!!
It's Not What You Gather, But What You scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived !
I live in my own little world.
But it's ok-They know me there!