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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken 071307_1759_PetTipsSepa1_2 down shanty-style house:

'Talking Dog For Sale'

He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

  The guy goes into the backyard and sees Erica a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

  "You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," Erica replies.                                                                                                                                                                                               
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"



Erica looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.  In no time at all, they had me jetting from country-to-country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

  "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.  But, the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."                                                                                                                                                                          
 The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. 

 "Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling HER so cheap?"

  "Because SHE IS A LIAR!  She has never been out of the yard."

submitted by Catherine G.
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