CHUCKLES: Talking Lab For Sale-cnbnews.net
Sunday, August 14, 2011
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
The guy goes into the backyard and sees Erica a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
Erica looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all, they had me jetting from country-to-country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But, the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Because SHE IS A LIAR! She has never been out of the yard."
