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Pitman prevails on Satanoff's walk-off single
Against all odds

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

                          
  Here is a little test that will help you decide.             
  You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner. lock eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?                      

Democrat's Answer                                                         
  Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!               
  Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?                                     
  Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?       
  Could we run away?                                                       
  What does my wife think? What about the kids?                             
  Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
  hand?                                                                     
  What does the law say about this situation?                               
  Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?                     
  Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
  send to society and to my children?                                       
  Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?                       
  Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 911?                                                  
                                              
  Why is this street so deserted?                                           
  We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a  happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.       
                    
  This is all so confusing!                                                 
  I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.    
    Republican's Answer:                                                     
  BANG!                                                                     
                                            
 012208_2049_Chucklesfor1 Redneck's Answer:                                                         
  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....           
  (sounds of reloading)                                                     
  BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click               
  Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
  Son: You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?                                                    
  Wife: You are not taking that to the taxidermist      

.....smile......submitted by Cathi. G.                 
 

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