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Chuckles: Calmness in our Lives

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could

all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

Cid_00be01c81fb293db1f306c7e53d8you You have no idea how good I feel right now.  Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace...

Submitted by Cathy Gottert

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