The Chuckle for the Day by Father Dunphy
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Every Sunday God would look down from heaven and
see some men
riding around on this green patch of grass chasing a little white
ball.
This one Sunday he says to Saint Peter, “Come on
Peter let’s see what this is all about”.
They pick up a bag a clubs and some golf balls at
the club house and proceed out onto the greens.
At Hole 7,
there is a large pond, 275 yards to the pin. Jesus chooses a 7 Iron and proceeds
to tee up when Peter says, “God you are going to need a bigger club then that
to reach the green”.
Jesus: “I been watching this guy Tiger Woods and
this is what he uses on this Hole”.
He tees off and plop the ball goes into the water.
Jesus throws the club down on the ground and walks
out across the lake to retrieve his ball.
Another golfer coming along the fairways sees this
and says to Peter, “Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?”
Peter: “No that isn’t the problem he imagines that
he is Tiger Woods.
Story by Father Dunphy, Sacred Heart Parish, Mt. Ephraim