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Chuckles: How Blonde Was She??? submitted by brother Geo

She was Soooooooo Blonde .

She thought a quarterback was a refund.Cid_00d201c81fb293dd69206c7e53d8y_2

She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On<BR>Phonics.'

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'
She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
She studied for a blood test.
She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought stood for 'This Goes In Front.'

012208_2049_chucklesfor1 AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

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