Chuckles by Rick
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS:
No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for
blood pressure?
WITNESS:
No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for
breathing?
WITNESS:
No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is
possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
WITNESS:
No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so
sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain
was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could
the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible
that he could have been alive and practicing law.